Jokes

What kind of autos are mentioned in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land(maybe it needed a new muffler).
Also found is a Honda- because the apostles were in one Accord.

Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Answer: Noah- he was floating his stock when everyone else was in liquidation.

What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.